You have a bumper sticker on your car that reads, "My other car is a bull."
When you set your garbage barrels out you always make a cloverleaf pattern to get back into your house.
When you trip you always throw up your free hand so you won't be disqualified.
You measure the holiday season not by Christmas but by how many days till the National Finals Rodeo.
Your dog runs and hides when you holler, "It's rodeo time!"
Every time you hear a whistle you throw your hat in the air.
When you buy any type of footwear you always check for spur clearance.
You played the Chris LeDoux song, Copenhagen Angel for the first dance at your wedding.
You can only microwave your food for 8 seconds at a time.
You name your firstborn child "Bodacious."