Number 1:
You have a bumper sticker on your car that reads, "My other car is a bull."
Number 2:
When you set your garbage barrels out you always make a cloverleaf pattern to get back into your house.
Number 3:
When you trip you always throw up your free hand so you won't be disqualified.
Number 4:
You measure the holiday season not by Christmas but by how many days till the National Finals Rodeo.
Number 5:
Your dog runs and hides when you holler, "It's rodeo time!"
Number 6:
Every time you hear a whistle you throw your hat in the air.
Number 7:
When you buy any type of footwear you always check for spur clearance.
Number 8:
You played the Chris LeDoux song, Copenhagen Angel for the first dance at your wedding.
Number 9:
You can only microwave your food for 8 seconds at a time.
Number 10:
You name your firstborn child "Bodacious."